Do you ever hear stories of weird creatures like the jersey devil and crap and just wonder "how big is their dick?"
@Shentei Zei, Hmmm... Having a dick would imply that it could be used for reproduction. Which also implies that if it's a male, there must be a female. Which correlates that must be at least 2... Which is a very scary thought of two Jersey Devils... 🙁
@Shentei Zei, you know what they say about big foot...
@Shentei Zei, do you those monsters ever get erections resulting in awkward situations?
@Shentei Zei, Yes
@About 37 Geckos, Not if you think about them as an early 90s stereotypical sitcom married couple
@Shentei Zei, there are websites for people like you
@epicmidgetdick,, Big socks?
@Shentei Zei, I can say for certain that I have not. Sicko.
But I do wonder about their nipples.
@Shentei Zei, He does look like Jersey from The Wolf Among Us
@Shentei Zei, all the time
@Shentei Zei, almost constantly
@Shentei Zei, I do now...
@About 37 Geckos, do u want us to hav nightmares? Bciz that how u giv people fvcking nightmares!
@Shentei Zei, I don't have to wonder. They don't cover up in the gym locker room, and let their wrinkly dongs flop around. Savages...
@Shentei Zei, horsemeat. Always assume horsemeat.
@About 37 Geckos, what if it's like a mule. They can't reproduce more mules.
@Justice Juice, I just realized I'm in the random section later dudes
Yes, YES, YESSSSSS!!!!
Hello darkness my new friend...
Just play stairway to heaven backwards and I'll be there soon
You're a lil' bitch
Get on my level
And this is why I prefer demons. They come to you at your weakest, and help you out of your darkest places, sure it just leads to darker roads, but darker roads of your choosing
Can I email you- Clinton
pfft, who sends letters anymore. just dial (666) 666-6666
@Exotic Xer, I heard I guy dialed that and he got the Pope's cell number.
@Anorak, That would be a hell number, not a cell number.
@Feral Snorlax, I feel a hell number is calling your mother and hearing she's having svx with your girlfriend, but hey that is true too
I actually do this...
Kids today with their "imaginary" demon friends.