Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, TV, Fart, Farting, Flatulence, Does anyone read these?
I'm currently very sick. Work called me in, and at work I kept farting. One lady blamed her daughter. Makes my job worth it. (Someone help in actually dying)
@RapidGaming, have you thought about pulling the plug?
@RapidGaming, get the well soon buddy
@RapidGaming, only 4 more days
@RapidGaming, Is it gastrointestinal issues? What exactly is the illness?
@ConvexCatacombs, no idea. Just feel like absolute shït
You smell popcorn?
I work in a supermarket.. therefore I get to do this to hundreds of people a day.. makes my job worth every soul destroying minute
"Do" a fart? Rip a fart, float a muffin, squeeze the cheese, tear as$, drop the funk, .... Anything but "Do" a fart.
feel the beef stew, taste the beef stew