I fake them so my hand doesn't feel inadequate.
@Banetersaurus Rex, lol
@Banetersaurus Rex, that's the best comment I've seen on this app yet
@Banetersaurus Rex, #bestcomments
I'll teach you people how, it's called oral sex
@Michael Fassbender, can you post a demonstration?
@Tactical Bagel, eat a pudding cup with your tongue
@Michael Fassbender, didn't you tell me a banana the other night??
@Channing Taintum , guys eat pudding, girls eat bananas
@Tactical Bagel, it's all about that clit ('bout that clit)
@Katpee, uhm, I should probably addend that... It's more like 75% clit. And it works best if you have the mindset of "I love doing this," instead of focusing on "making" her come.
@Katpee, very true! I'm a female and this is the only way it works for me. I'm one of those girls who can't get there (or really struggles to) with just sex :(
@Michael Fassbender, I have watched myself do that in the mirror. It's hideous. If oral sex is like that women must never be satisfied.
@MrsPants, which is perfectly naturally and ok :)
@Michael Fassbender, more like Michael Tonguebender amiright?
@Katpee, yes. The guy should enjoy it just as the girl should enjoy it. Experiment and see what works for you. My best friend can't get off going rough ever. But the gentle stuff gets her quick. Me, I like it mixed up.
@MrsPants, get a rabbit and have it on while having sex. It works wonders
@1NutParking, that's why you experiment. Not all women are the same. Neither are their pu$$ies. They may get off to different techniques. So have fun with it.
@SheWhoRidesHorses, I tried a regular vibrator during it before and it seemed to be an overload of stuff going on down there and it ended up going numb lmao. But is a rabbit supposed to be a lot better? I know they're like 40 dollars more than a regular one
Yeah this is just so relatable to most people on this app
@The Kool Aid Man, actually it may. I'm a member, have been for years, and I have a gf. Yes, a real live breathing female human being gf. Haha
@The Kool Aid Man, I am 14 days from getting married and have been on here for several years.
People fake it because they fel awkward cause they think it's their fault not their partners.
@Marky Mark Wahlberg, thank you! There's a lot more in play here when faking. Pride, self conscience, being a newbie, hoping your partner will teach you,
@BlueFlameAlchemist, this is why communication is good. It eliminates all those issues.
@Marky Mark Wahlberg, if you are comfortable enough to be naked in front of someone you should be comfortable enough to tell them what you like or what you don't like. If something isn't working for you you should be able to tell your partner so they can help you find your orgasm.
@EbyKat, ha try telling that to a eiman
Dammit hand! Do better
I don't need to tell my hand... *sobs*
Great advice! I'll start doing this just as soon as I have sex...
Now wondering if birds have sex faces... Thanks
How is this an unpopular opinion
@Zeus Laser, because many times, or so I've heard, women fake orgasms more often then not
@Tactical Bagel, which is pointless. If you don't do it for me I'm gonna teach you how. I want to get my orgasm just like the guy.
Sometimes people who aren't sexually excited a lot have sex with their partner so they can be happy. Sometimes Asexuals do this too.
But that's none of my business.
I get accused of faking then because the guy always thinks he isn't good enough. With enough foreplay before hand and a mix of rough and gentle pounding I am actually kinda easy. :)
@SheWhoRidesHorses, well shjt, that's up one of the sexiest things I've ever read. And yes, I think people should always take their time and enjoy sex. It's not a rush. Be comfortable and play around. But you also know when to ram her hard.
@Titaintium, exactly. The last few moments before the guy gets off is a great time to get super rough. It least for me. When a guy is ready to let his load go he should get to go fast and hard. Pull some hair or grab shoulders and ram good and hard. My partner usually does that when he let's his load go. Then a few final gentle strokes before exiting.
@SheWhoRidesHorses, that's pretty much how I do it. Glad to know it's viewed as good to some. :) I also really enjoy eating a girl out, theres something about shoving my head between a girls thighs and feeling her legs quiver slightly as I suck on her clit that I find super sexy. And if you can get her wet and breathing heavy before entering it makes pounding her even sexier.
@Titaintium, and more enjoyable for the girl. Cause you get everything prepared down there and we can take it easier. My rule is no hard pounding till you warm her up, otherwise it hurts.
@SheWhoRidesHorses, that's a very good rule. And one that I like to live by. As you originally said. Foreplay is important.
This is good advice. Even if you don't have a partner now, remember it for the future. Communication is key to awesome sex. My partner and I often talk about science while having sex.
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