If childbirth is so painful, why won't you let me do anal?
@Jake The Legend, #bestcomments * slow claps * you deserve it my good friend
@I rate memes, I appreciate this loads thank you
@Jake The Legend, childbirth gives me a baby, anal is exactly how not to get a baby.
@Bluemama, anal 1 vaginal 0
It's all subjective anyways I'll never understand the never ending pain competitions
Well, it does fvcking hurt.
@KittyVonClaude, it does, however, medially speaking, it's not the most painful of human experiences. A male passing a kidney stone is rated as more painful. True.
@KittyVonClaude, Idk, I think falling down the stairs face first into two pencils might have it beat.
@TheMonkeyGod, idk..I'm a labor and delivery nurse, pushed 4 humans out of my vagina, and a had a kidney stone while pregnant. I guess bottom line...it all hurts, pain is pain.
@CriTiKa1, agreed lol
Here you go... childbirth isn't on the list. The reason for men's kidney stone being so painful is that our urethra is about 1 foot long. And we are pushing a solid and sharp mass. Kind of like trying to piss out a shard of glass.
@TheMonkeyGod, yeah we are just pussies. It really doesn't hurt at all, we just want the sympathy! We are pretty good at faking it though, you gotta admit that. (Learned that in nursing school, shhh, it's a well guarded secret.)
@TheMonkeyGod, I had a case where a mid wife pulled up to the hospital with her laboring patient in the back of her suv. The baby was breech, baby's foot was sticking out of her vagina, head caught in the pelvis. You woulda thought she was in pain or something, she was crying. What a big baby. Took her to surgery, had do a section, because well, the baby's chin was caught in her pelvis and even though her body was trying to deliver, she never would have. Baby died, midwife waited too long to bring her to the hospital and was too stupid to do an ultrasound to confirm baby was head down. Oh well, moral of the story: this kinda stuff isn't on a list, right? (We just like attention.) :)
@TheMonkeyGod, the point: pain is SUBJECTIVE to every patient. No one needs a list to decide what hurts and what doesn't.
@KittyVonClaude, I love this. I give you evidence, you give sarcasm and whining because you suddenly can't keep banging on about it being the most painful. I accept that it's painful. I even acknowledged it as so. Just not the most painful.
And if you care to check that list you'd find the conditions are not gender specific. We all get them. Huzzah.
@KittyVonClaude, and as a nurse you should be aware of tree fact that men experience pain more severely due to males have twice as many pain nerve receptors.... again this is a medical fact. I'm not sure why you are so against medical science as a nurse. It's disturbing.
Passing a kidney stone hurts alot more than giving birth and man get them more often.
Most women would agree that passing a kidney stone hurts worse that child birth even saying "I'd rather give birth again than pass another kidney stone." And men are more likely to get kidney stones...
Bananas for scale ?
If I'm in pain and some chick tells me that, I'll calmly ask her if she ever plans on getting pregnant. If not, I'll tell her to Fvck off. If yes, I'll tell her the same but this adding in that I don't care. If I'm in pain, it fvcking hurts.
Dying hurts more